We all know those people. Something about them we find so insufferable that we hate that person - and all others like them.

  • College freshman majoring in psychology. You know these people. Two minutes of conversation, and they think they know your psyche. God's blessing to society.
  • Fans of tech companies. (Microsoft v Apple, Samsung v Nokia) You do realize these are just companies selling you products, right?
  • Coffee snobs. We don't care if it's Dutch Bros, Starbucks, or the coffee in the office kitchen. We just wish we had $5 to waste on coffee and milk like some of those insufferable pricks. 
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  • Devout potheads. Cool, you like weed. I get that. Does it have to be everything you talk about AND every poster on your wall?
  • Food snobs. I'll just leave this here.
  • Local band groupies. You know those kids so die-hard about the band whose singer moonlights as a dishwasher at a restaurant. The kids that go around putting up posters for The Fingerbangers show at that one really smelly dive to get their free t-shirt. 
  • Whoever booked the Vans Warped Tour. I mean, Jesus. Set it Off? Black Veil Brides?
  • Hipstercrites. You can't be complaining about how your city doesn't THINK LOCAL with a Starbucks latte in your hand.
  • Amateur Facebook politicians. We don't care what you think.