10 People We All Despise
We all know those people. Something about them we find so insufferable that we hate that person - and all others like them.
- College freshman majoring in psychology. You know these people. Two minutes of conversation, and they think they know your psyche. God's blessing to society.
- Fans of tech companies. (Microsoft v Apple, Samsung v Nokia) You do realize these are just companies selling you products, right?
- Coffee snobs. We don't care if it's Dutch Bros, Starbucks, or the coffee in the office kitchen. We just wish we had $5 to waste on coffee and milk like some of those insufferable pricks.
- This guy. No comment...
- Devout potheads. Cool, you like weed. I get that. Does it have to be everything you talk about AND every poster on your wall?
- Food snobs. I'll just leave this here.
- Local band groupies. You know those kids so die-hard about the band whose singer moonlights as a dishwasher at a restaurant. The kids that go around putting up posters for The Fingerbangers show at that one really smelly dive to get their free t-shirt.
- Whoever booked the Vans Warped Tour. I mean, Jesus. Set it Off? Black Veil Brides?
- Hipstercrites. You can't be complaining about how your city doesn't THINK LOCAL with a Starbucks latte in your hand.
- Amateur Facebook politicians. We don't care what you think.