Have you ever gone on a really long roadtrip through the Evergreen State and quietly snickered while reading the city signs?

God, I have had plenty of Beavis and Butthead moments of hysteria at the expense of Washingtonian townships. Here's the six that made my list of Washington towns that sound kinky as hell!

Zoonar RF
  • 1

    Algona

    Population: 3,014

    Okay, this one sounds like one of two things: a gnarly infection or a sexy goddess. Preferably the second option.

    Iakov Filimonov
  • 2

    Bingen

    Population: 712

    In Germany, it's pronounced with a hard G... One "A" away from bangin'... In Washington, it's pronoucned like binj-en.

    Bartosz Wardziak
  • 3

    Nooksack

    Population: 1,338

    Haha! Nooksack...

    Leks_Laputin
  • 4

    Roy

    Population: 793

    Let's be honest here. Have you ever met a Roy that wasn't kinky?

    GeloKorol
  • 5

    Sequim

    Population: 6,606

    Have you ever wondered to yourself if someone was a sequimer? I certainly have.

    HotshoeHeroes
  • 6

    Vader

    Population: 621

    Anyone who's into choking is one kinky kitty...