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The Midnight Writer is a freelance writer and contributor to popular websites and magazines. He's written three humor books and often writes while under the influence. Under the influence of what, he will not say.
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Candy Company Offers Breast Milk Flavored Lollipops — Makes For Great Treat After Therapy

The award-winning gourmet lollipop company, Lollyphile, has never been afraid to experiment with off-the-wall flavors.

Four years ago, the "adult candy company" started producing absinthe-flavored suckers just before the absinthe ban was lifted. Now, they boast a line of tasty suckers which includes

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Category: Weird News
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Sign the Petition to Make May 20th ‘National Macho Man Randy Savage Day’

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space!" - Macho Man Randy Savage

Everyday, in the United States, we celebrate a national "something" day. There is a National Pancake Day because we're all fat. There is National Donut Day because...wait explained that. It's absurd. It's time for a holiday that celebrates one of our national treasures -- Randy 'Macho Man' Savage.

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Sofia Vergara’s ‘Machete Kills 2′ Poster Proves Her Breasts are Indeed Lethal Weapons

Sofia Vergara is in 'Machete Kills', the sequel to the successful Robert Rodriguez flick staring Danny Trejo and a whole lot of blood. In the sneak peek posters, Vergara lets the world know her breasts have a featured role in the film. Check out the cannons attached to those

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I’ve Discovered An Excuse to Get Men Out of Any Situation [Half a Man]

A recent piece of satire on one of my favorite sports websites prompted some research on another current favorite of mine – Lena Dunham. I realize that’s a substantial amount of a** kissing in one opening sentence but it’s true. Dunham is funny, unafraid to take risks and like her or not -- and plenty of people fall in the “or not” category -- she’s going to be around for a long time.

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