I'm really fond of G2 Gel pens. I have hundreds, that's not an exaggeration. I have a skateboard I hardly use, but I'll tell you I skate to sound interesting. Truth is, I skated up until two years ago. My love of sports is fickle, but my hatred of the New York Yankees is undying. I'm a Disney Movie Club subscriber because Disney bought Marvel and Lucasfilm. If I like an album, I've already purchased a vinyl copy. I love Kanye West's music more than I love most human children. I own his entire discography. My favorite color is orange, like my soul.
Got a Black Cat? Read This Before Halloween!
If you have a black cat, you should consider leaving them in the house this Friday the 13th and Halloween.
Pasco PD Now Selling Pink Pins, Too!
Follow Pasco Police on Facebook to see where they're having sales!
Find This Felon for KPD!
This guy's got a long distinguished list of felonies and other charges. Kennewick Police would love to have a talk with him.
Hanford Grad Now a Sea Gal Rookie Cheerleader!
Next time your kid invites you to attend the homecoming pep rally, you should check it out! You never know which dancers/cheerleaders may go pro!
Wanted Felons Arrested at Hotel After Tip Call!
Note to the wanted: KPD WILL FIND YOU!
$2.5 Million Bail for Pasco Man Who “Attempted Suicide by Cop”
The Pasco man who shot at police officers in order to try to commit "suicide by cop" is being held on bail for $2.5 million.
Drunk Driver Causes Pile-Up, Injures 2 in Kennewick
Ugh. Don't drink and drive!
Man Injured After Cadillac Runs Light & Hits Him
This is always why I hesitate before going on green!
Gnarly Accident After Ford F-150 Hits Motorcycle
Motorcycle riders be careful!
New Site Lets Seahawks Fans Swap, Wear New Jersey Each Week
If you're like me, you wanna rep your team every week. If you're like me, you probably don't have $200 to spend every time the Seahawks have a break-out player or first round pick.
Florida Georgia Line Drummer Visits Richland School
Some Richland school kids got a pre-show for Florida Georgia Line.
Yakima Fiesta Foods Employee Attacked!
Details are still coming in after an employee from Yakima's Fiesta Foods was attacked by an unknown assailant.