Benton City Man In Hospital After Striking Black Cow; Comment Comedy Commences
A Benton City man is in the hospital after his Ford F-150 struck a black cow by the intersection of Demoss Road and Ruppert Road. No word on the driver's condition, we hope he's going to be okay.
With that said, the link goes straight to a sampling of delicious Tri-City riffing. Comments, memes and personal pictures.
"What About the Cow?"
"Black Cow Lives Matter"
"T-boned the cow?"
"Okay, all you comedians...it's time to MOO-ve on"
"The story he's gonna tell all his pals is gonna be legen....dairy"
"Bovine Lives Matter"
At last check, two people were concerned about the driver, ten times more were concerned about the cow.
That's just about right.