A Mid Columbia publication wanted to give advice on how to enjoy the county fair. They printed generic "fair info" content and plugged in the name of their local fair. To their astonishment, it included on page 21's "What to Wear to the Fair" one sentence that is giving readers pause:

 

Avoid tube tops or going bra-less unless you are very young, thin and flat chested."

 

Curt Cartier

Someone emailed the page to us and like gullible imbeciles we believed it was an official recommendation from the fair published in the area's largest newspaper! Boy did we have to apologize!