Best Halloween Jokes Ever (The Cream of The Cauldron)
Need a good laugh?
**Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
(No, they eat the fingers separately!)
**What did the werewolf eat after he got his teeth cleaned?
**Why should witches never fly mad?
(Because they fly off the handle!)
**Why don't mummys take vacations?
(They're afraid they'll relax...AND UNWIND!)
**Why do vampires need mouthwash?
(They have bat breath!)
**A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme two beers and mop!"
**What's a haunted chicken?
**What happens when a ghost drinks all night?
(He gets sheet-faced!)
**What do giant sea monsters eat for lunch?
(Fish and ships!)