You may have heard the news: a ton more businesses want marijuana retail licenses than will get them. So governments are wading through applications. The Tri-City Herald recently released proposed names and locations, and we think they're pretty hilarious.

  • Buds For Life, 8620 W. Gage Blvd., Kennewick
  • Kennewick Marijuana Store, 2410 W. Kennewick Ave., Kennewick
  • The Chronicle, 5601 W. Clearwater Ave., Kennewick
  • Buds Forever, 418 N. Kellogg St., Kennewick
  • Max Market, 308 S. Olympia St., Kennewick
  • Need4Weed, 4018 W. Clearwater Ave., Kennewick
  • Amazing Mary Jane, 1360 N. Louisiana St., Kennewick
  • Recreational+, 719 W. Columbia Drive, Kennewick
  • The Green Cannap, 714 W. Columbia Drive, Kennewick
  • Thrive, 320 N. Kellogg St., Kennewick
  • Lucky Leaf, 4525 N. Road 68, Pasco
  • Buds for Life, 5109 W. Road 68, Pasco
  • Hemp Masters, 120 N. Fifth Ave., Pasco
  • One Stop Mart, 3012 Road 68, Pasco
  • Cool Buds, 223 S. 24th Ave., Pasco
  • Elevate, 223 S. 24th Ave., Pasco
  • Signs By Sue, 1215 S. 10th Ave., Pasco
  • Buds Forever, 364 Chardonnay Ave., Prosser
  • Buds Forever, 2150 Keene Rd., Richland
  • Fumare, 2895 Pauling Ave., Richland
  • Tri-City Hemp, 624 Wellsian Way, Richland
  • One Stop Mart, 1903 Jadwin Ave., Richland
  • Kwick Stop, 2110 Swift Blvd., Richland
  • West Richland Smoke, 4083 W. Van Giesen St., West Richland