Craigslist: Kennewick-Pasco-Richland TRANSLATOR for Listed Items
Not everything for sale on Craigslist is what it appears, but there is a code sellers follow when describing their goods. If you crack the code, you can be a more informed shopper when picking up new stuff!
Translation: I backed up too far into the river loading my boat last summer and it's never been the same since.
Translation: I put the couch on the porch to watch boat races, got really drunk and forgot about it. Then wasn't strong enough to put it back inside by myself, then it rained.
Translation: I have bad personal hygiene and I'm into weird, kinky stuff so my dating prospects have dwindled. The Mud Hole boaters black-listed me and I'm too old for the Adventures Underground crowd so I need a new group.
"I found this at Goodwill on Court Street and never even plugged it in. I'm trying to flip it for a quick buck to an unsuspecting sucker."
Grandma died and my mom was the youngest so we got the crappy stuff including this "carnival glass" set of dinnerware from the Depression era.
Translation: I've had enough of Finley and I'm moving to a condo in Kennewick.
Translation: I've run up too much credit at the casinos and need some cash to keep playing.
Translation: We're getting a divorce.
Translation: I'm an entrepreneur but we haven't been making the bills so my wife made me get a job at Hanford.
Translation: I spent our family's Christmas budget on Seahawks tickets and need cash fast.