You can't make this stuff up! On the evening on March 19th, Portland police found a man drunk and passed out in the parking lot of a Taco Bell. He wasn't in a parking spot, no, he was on the grass along side the Taco Bell! To add to the weirdness, he was wearing a Deadpool onesie!! I swear, I'm not making this up! The man was arrested for a DUII and taken into custody. Check out the tweet from Portland police!

Poor guy! I'm pretty sure he'd just had a long night of busting criminals, and just needed a drink and some munchies. Or maybe he was just doing his part to "Keep Portland Weird". Either way, next time just drink when get home, Deadpool!