It's really sad that warnings have to be posted for some things. A particular incident that happens enough times that management deems it note worthy is frankly, alarming. You would think once would be great plenty, but alas, no.

People aboard the Norwegian Cruise Line ship --"Holy Ship"-- found this note posted around the ship. It reads in part,"Due to incidents on previous sailings in which patrons engaged in uncouth behavior in the cafe, we feel it is our duty to remind our guests that pizza is for eating, not fornicating. Sexual acts with our handcrafted pizzas can bring unintended health consequences and can pose a safety hazard for other passengers aboard our journey. Lewd and/or sexual acts with our cuisines are not only frowned upon but are prohibited by maritime law. If you suffer sitophilia, or the sexual desire to fornicate with foods such as our pizzas, please inquire with one of our specialists in the medical bay below deck."

The note was taken down shortly after it was posted but not before a pic made it's way to social media ... and now here we are. No anchovies, please.