How do you celebrate your Valentine's Day? Do you do the normal 'take her out to dinner' trick? Try some of these ideas and she will surely love them. I promise. First of all you need to get a baby sitter if you have kids. That is very important because for the stuff I am about to tell you, you will not want your kids around.

1. Buy her some wine or beer or a nice cocktail for starters.

2. Make dinner for her or get yummy take-out, but don't let her know you did. Set it up as if you cooked it. She will love it and if you have a nice dining table or a coffee table set up, it will make it perfect. (Don't put too much on the table, though -- you are going to use it later for other things!)

3. Make up your own role-playing/drinking game. Use a poster board to make up each move. There's the obvious: "If you land on this square you have to drink one shot or one beer." But maybe add a twist: once every four or five squares, make it so she has to take off a clothing item. By the time the game is done -- assuming you actually finish the game -- she will be completely undressed for yours and her pleasure and so will you. Some of the squares should say naughty little things that you should do to each other, too.

4.  For the game you might needs some props. Maybe stop by Goodwill and get a superhero costume or a fun little whip to make your game interesting. Also stop by the naughty store and get some yummy-tasting naughty treats that you can share in many ways. (And the other obvious stuff you can get at the naughty store, too.)

5. When you guys are done for the night and you are about to go to sleep, finish the night off with some chocolates and a few roses.

The night will end in true love and exotic passion! Boom!

Or you could also go late night fishing and still do all of the above! Can I get another boom?