Call me weird, but I'm a recently-discovered connoisseur of bubblegum and the art of blowing bubbles as big as my head. One time, I bought a thing of Bubbletape, and shoved all six feet into my mouth. I'm lucky I lived. That was two nights ago.

Personally, I prefer Big League Chew, but there aren't a whole lot of places to buy it. So, I settled for six pieces of Hubba Bubba and went for this:

Iceman

If you need me, I'll be at the Emmy Awards to take home the big one.