Oh, jeez. I don't know how I feel about these parents from Orcas Island, Washington allowing their child (is child the word they want me to use? How about offspring? Spawn?) grow up specie-less.

Specie-less. 

So, whatever they feel like identifying as - human, goldfish, goldfish cracker, pencil eraser - their parents support it 100%. No, encourage it.

They don't get all of the originality points, because Pixar beat them to it. 

What do you think?