The other day, a show-off came to this Austrian fellow's farm and told him the milk was too expensive.

He was holding a Red Bull in his hand, and in the words of our farmer friend, "It pisses me toff."

The score will be settled.

OH, LOOK AT THAT SWING! Let this be a lesson for you, don't get sucked in to drinking that "piss-colored rain water" making the Red Bull CEO "pillions of dollars", because that would just be "fullsh**." Milk is good for you.