50+ Amazing Euphemisms for ‘Taking a Dump’

If you're still using "poop" or "No.2" you should consider upgrading. Here are over 50 phrases ranging from the descriptive to the farcical.

• Taking the Brown's to the Super Bowl
• Dropping the kids off at the swimming pool
• Dropping a deuce
• Busting a grumpy
• Glassing the surface
• Cuttin' rope
• Pinch off a loaf
• Make an offering to the porcelain throne
• Pushing a mess
• Building a log cabin
• Make underwater sculptures
• Unload some timber
• Make like Snoop and 'Drop it like it's hot'
• Need to void
• Make a deposit in the porcelain bank
• Use the big, white telephone
• Feed the French
• Unloose the caboose
• Drop the property value
• Plant a tree
• Play dough factory

Maybe you'd prefer animal references:

• I've got to see a man about a horse
• I've got to see a man about a wallaby
• Growing a monkey tail
• Murder a brown snake
• Drive out the prairie dogs
• Drown a baby otter
• Gotta feed some bears
• A brown dog scratching at the back door
• Leave some gorilla fingers
• Liberate the brown trout
• Let the dogs out
• Let the turtles loose
• Laying some wolf bait
• Slop some bum slugs

I find the business euphemisms more polite:

• Sending a fax
• Purge the council
• Call my agent
• Download some software
• Getting something down on paper
• Take care of some paperwork

Logically, you should expect a plethora of navy references:

• Captain's log
• Releasing the Kraken
• Drop anchor
• Drop some depth charges
• Lay undersea cable
• Insert a Navy Seal team
• Deploying the USS Brownfish

My lease favorite are the food ones:

• Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages
• Churn the dookey butter
• Drop some potatoes in the crock pot
• Off to see the chocolate gobbler
• Craft a fudge pop
• Drop a swamp pie
• Drop a grande grumpy

[SOURCE:REDDIT]