My Friend Believes in ‘The Illuminati’ — Got Any Crazy Friends? [SURVEY]

My buddy is really into conspiracies -- he thinks the government caused 9/11 and killed JFK on purpose. Any wacky idea, he believes it. He's religious because he fears demons. But he DOES NOT believe in aliens. I love hanging out with him, but when he starts talking about The Illuminati I just have to shut him down. Can you relate? Anybody else got crazy friends?

Let me also say I love my friend with ALL MY HEART. He will always be my best friend. But no best friend is perfect. He probably tells his buddies about his crazy best friend who believes in aliens.