I'm not kidding. This one comes to us from Shoreline, near Seattle.

A 22 year-old woman was found completely naked in her car, which she had crashed into a utility pole. The crash was loud enough to catch the attention of a patrolling police sergeant, and big enough to knock out power for 4,403 people in the area.

Power appears to have been restored, and the woman received non-life-threatening injuries.