Naughty Things You Can Get Away With Saying On Thanksgiving
Yeah, the holiday season is a time to spend with family and friends and family, that doesn’t mean our mind takes a break from being in the gutter.
Naughty Things You Get Away With Saying On Thanksgiving:
– Talk about a huge breast!
– Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
– It’s Cool Whip time!
– If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
– That’s one terrific spread!
– I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
– Are you ready for seconds yet?
– Its a little dry, but I’m still going to eat it.
– Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
– Don’t play with your meat.
– Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
– Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
– I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
– You still have a little bit on your chin.
– How long will it take after you stick it in?
– You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.