Whenever I get on Google and Wikipedia, I go on a nice rabbit trail. By trail, I mean thousands of miles. I could look up a game score and keep clicking on links until I've got Lars Ulrich's entire family tree and discography credits memorized. I just fill my mind. Today, I found a hot woman. Thank God.

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Kerri Kasem is the daughter of former American Top 40 radio host, and voice actor (Shaggy in Scooby-Doo) Casey Kasem.

Kerri Kasem is a radio star in her own right, co-hosting Sixx Sense with Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx.

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She's also pretty fine, as she can rock the black thong with the best of them. Hell, just about anything she's in, I want her out of. Zoinks!