A man dressed as a clown complete with a wig and red nose walked into a Mexican drug lord's home and shot him in the chest and nose. You can't make stuff up that good.

According to multiple news sources, 63-year-old Francisco Rafael Arellano Felix -- known for controlling the drug cartel straddling the border at Tijuana in the 1990s -- was at a rented beach house in Los Cabos.

Felix went to prison for a decade for the murder of a Roman Catholic Cardinal. Multiple arrests of the cartel's leadership is what weakened it after years of violence.

No one is sure yet who the murderous clown was looking for.