I can't be the only one who thought this when these headlines splashed across our news feeds this morning. Come on people, you give me all this material and expect me not to use it?

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    Rough and Nearly Naked

    Legends Football League players send a message to Ray Rice
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    Pole Dancing and Balls

    Adorable bear cub interrupts a golf game in Canada
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    His Wife Must Feel So Lucky

    New York man discovers he has world's widest tongue