Regular News I Made Dirty -- I Couldn't Help It!

I can't be the only one who thought this when these headlines splashed across our news feeds this morning. Come on people, you give me all this material and expect me not to use it?

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Rough and Nearly Naked
Legends Football League players send a message to Ray Rice
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Pole Dancing and Balls
Adorable bear cub interrupts a golf game in Canada
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His Wife Must Feel So Lucky
New York man discovers he has world's widest tongue

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Categories: Weird News

Regular News I Made Dirty — I Couldn’t Help It!