Russell Wilson – Get Laid, You’re Starting to Go Crazy

As if staying celibate with one of Future's four baby mamas wasn't odd enough, Russell Wilson is claiming Recovery Water healed his head injury suffered in the NFC Championship game. 

Yikes.

With the NFL taking such a serious stance on concussions, even implementing a new rule with concussion "spotters", this claim can do nothing but harm Russell Wilson's cred.

To claim that a $3 bottle of water can cure your concussion and your teammate's knee injury is criminally ignorant. Either your blue balls have gone to your head, or you still are very much concussed.

Figure it out, please. I don't want to dislike you.