crushes

Lara Stone is our crush today for proving that no one, not even a ridiculously paid fashion model, is perfect looking. Lara has more than a few physical flaws, which shall now be discussed, just to feel better about our own grotesque imperfections. Lara is an example to all young women that beauty comes from the inside. Unless you’re ugly on the inside, then, it can be masked by beauty on the outs

Happy Birthday to the sister that stole the show at the Royal Wedding. No, not Elton John, we’re talking about PMiddy herself Pippa Middleton. The butt seen round the world turns 28 today. Happy Birthday Pippa. Hope the day finds you happy, healthy and partying half-naked on a private yacht under the watchful lens of a million paparazzi.

Ari Gold’s date is hotter than a Vincent Chase premiere. While the fast-talking ‘Entourage’ agent struck out with a much younger woman in this week’s episode, we fell hard for the gorgeous starlet, played by Breanne Racano.