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Nothing says baseball like way too many beers...This BoSox fan learns first hand how security handles drunken buffoons that run on the field! His buddy had his camera rolling to catch all the glorious and painful action.

Unless you have formal training in punching things, an arcade boxing machine is not something you should try out in front of other people, as the chance of embarrassment is quite high. That goes double for taking a video of your first attempt at the game, as the two young men in this video so unfortunately learned. (At least we think it's their first time. It has to be.)

The Masters Golf Tournament tees off tomorrow, at its fabled Augusta National Golf Club home. While Masters weekend is like Super Bowl Sunday for serious golf fans, there are still plenty of folks out there who harbor the perhaps misguided belief that golf is "boring." So to kick off our Masters coverage, we've decided to focus on one element of golf that can appeal to everyone: the part where spectators get struck with wayward golf shots.

‘Jackass’ star Bam Margera was knocked out and bloodied after he called a woman a “sea otter” at this year’s SXSW festival in Austin, TX.

It sucked having to do those school choirs...but kids, there is no need to play hooky. Just do like this little dude: throw up all over your fellow classmates and act all nonchalant the whole time. Not only does he not get any of his lunch on himself, but he managed to puke on that little ginger girl twice...

Public marriage proposals: The worst or THE WORST? If you're a girlfriend and you're afraid your beau is so clueless and stupid and crass and terrible that he'd arrange for one of these trashy public sports proposals, have him watch these rejections and maybe he'll get the message.