gross

The international flight was about two hours into its journey when it had to turn around.

That's just gross!

I like going to restaurants every now and again because it is nice to let someone else do the cooking for me. I love to cook, though. And when the kids and I are out in public, one of my biggest rules is that they have manners ... even if some people around them don't.

You cannot make this up. I thought it was just a funny phrase, "crap beat out of him", you know? Travis Wolford made that dream a reality, when he unleashed his chocolate goodness all over the cage two nights ago.

Residents of a Mexico City, Mexico neighborhood began to complain to officials recently about an unusual taste in the water coming from their faucets.  The source will make you gag.

From this episode of Penn and Teller: Bullsh-t!, we watch food snobs thinking they're eating the best of the best gourmet food, because it's a fancy restaurant. In harsh reality, it's some guy working for $40 and with a microwave.

A friend of ours gave us an un-opened box of Topps baseball cards from 1988. The first thing I thought of was "I want to eat the gum that's inside."