Terry the Teet — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Terry The Teet
Location: Newcastle, England
Occupation: Canine wet nurse.
Hobbies: Sudoku, erotic lactation.
5 Things She Can’t Live Without: Prenatal vitamins, trips to the pound, a portable pump, lollipops, and religion.
Skills: “Fastest breast in the West!” (We didn’t ask her to elaborate.)
Her Motto: “Lunch is
in on me!”
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