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The 18 Best One-Liners

One-liners are what sets conversation in movies apart from real-life. We just aren’t that smart, funny, or smooth. Sad truth, but at the same time, that’s what cements movies in our hearts. Those quick quips, terrible taunts, ridiculous retaliations. Those one-liners.

New to pop culture? Need a refresher? Here are some of the best, funniest, and iconic one-liners in cinema. Spoiler alert, if I included Clint Eastwood, Marlon Brando, or Arnold Schwarzenegger, this page would break the internet.

Here are 18 of the greatest one-liners ever.

“Obviously, you’re not a golfer.” – The Big Lebowski 

“Just  when I thought you couldn’t be any dumber, you go and do something like this – AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!” – Dumb and Dumber

“English mother f***er, do you speak it?” Pulp Fiction

“The sound of your piss hitting the urinal – it sounds feminine.”The Other Guys  

“I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”Airplane! 

“Maybe. Maybe Not. Maybe f*** yourself!”The Departed

“Be excellent to each other.”Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure 

“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!”Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

“Never tell me the odds.”Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back


“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum.” – They Live

“This is my boomstick!”Army of Darkness 

“Milk was a bad choice.” – Anchorman

“Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or you gonna bite?” Reservoir Dogs

“Assumption is the mother of all f***-ups!”Under Siege 2

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”Apocalypse Now

“Yippi-ki-yay, mother******”Die Hard 

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