The Guys Are Horrified to Learn Johnny Lewis Murdered Cat Before His Death [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane were horrified to learn about the latest details involved in the death of Sons of Anarchy actor Johnny Lewis.
Lewis, who fell off a roof and died Wednesday, is suspected of killing his elderly landlady. As if that wasn’t bad enough already, TMZ is now reporting that Lewis is also suspected of beating and dismembering his landlady’s cat.
“Sounds like a meth incident,” said Hot Wings.
“They said he seemed to have superhuman strength,” said Free Beer.
So far, the Internet is still working. But once news of this cat murder spreads fully, we can’t guarantee its stability. In fact, you might want to unplug your wireless router and disconnect your Ethernet port for a day or two, just to be on the safe side.
Lewis has had past incidents of violence, with recent arrests for burglary and assault within the past year. This guy sounds like a real stand up character. If anything, we suppose you could say that Lewis was at least well cast in a show about murderous biker gangs. But still, this is unfortunate.