Due to social networking, and people willing to share anything and everything through Instagram, every 20 year old alive will be unelectable for president. Things have even gotten so bad that Democrats are searching for people with no online presence and the Republican Party has already begun grooming an illiterate man from Appalachia for the 2036 candidacy.

Numbers never lie (unless the numbers are just completely made up, of course.) The Onion has brought up the political crisis that, no matter how smart or accomplished, photos of weed adventures, drunken nights, and too much fun' with your friends might keep you out of the oval office. You gotta wait to do some of those things until you are actually elected, right Mr. Clinton?

89% of women under 25 are tagged in at least one photograph french kissing two of their friends or passed out on a bathroom floor in just their underwear.