TSM[/caption]Well, this week has been huge for me - a lot of firsts.

I got my license. I became a car owner.

I had to have the beautiful girls at the car wash drive my car onto their rail coaster because I kept running over it. Run over it, back out, run over it, back over the curb, run over it.

"Here, let me just drive it in for you."

I literally was drenched in embarrassment sweat. They'll be talking about me for the next couple of lunch breaks.