From the files of you really shouldn't try this at home, here comes two rocket scientist's grand plan of riding a rhino. Maybe they were trying to copy the Kia commercial from the Super Bowl.

One good piece of advice I've always followed -- don't sneak up on a rhino. These two guys didn't. Watch as one moron does commentary as another moron climbs on board.

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