Being English sucks a little more today than it did yesterday - especially if you have any distinguished fetishes.

Pornography made in the UK was censored today, and it has us wondering if we're next. 

According to the Independent, "The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 requires that video-on-demand (VoD) online porn now adhere to the same guidelines laid out for DVD sex shop-type porn by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC)."

Among the casualties?

  • Spanking
  • Caning
  • Aggressive whipping
  • Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
  • Physical or verbal abuse, consensual or not
  • Watersports
  • Female ejaculation
  • Strangulation
  • Fisting
  • Facesitting
The last three sex acts fall under what the BBFC considers "life-endangering."
Autopsy reports show the victim died of complications due to fisting.
Got it.

You can take our freedoms, but you CANNOT take our fetish porn!