You can learn a lot about a person based on 1) where they live and 2) their internet history. Today I learned the US is filled with fans of creampies and not the kind made by Hostess.

Pornhub, an online fornication destination that really wants the world to take a peek inside the mind of fans of masturbation, recently released detailed data regarding the porn viewing habits of US citizens. A helpful Redditor turned the info into an interactive map, to make the information more digestible, and to take advantage of the lone opportunity to write the word EBONY over several states in the south.

According to the map, people who live together (in the same state) seem to all enjoy the same smut. Kentucky is a huge fan of hentai, New Jersey loves MILFs (while neighbors in Pennsylvania and New York like 'em younger) and California hopes for one big earthquake to break them off the continental US and float them to the Far East.

What else can we learn from the 'United States of Porn Searches' map? We learned that Pornhub keeps way to close a tabs on search habits and that if the Republicans want to win the 2014 election they're going to have to take control of more of the creampie states.

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