Sometimes, asking silly questions will get you the right answer. In some cases though, you're just asking silly questions.Asking a stupid question on purpose, of course, can make you funny -- especially if the person with you knows that you do know the answer. For example.

1.  Why do aliens abduct humans if we are an inferior race? (You will for sure get a laugh out of this one.)

2.  Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? (And where did they come up with that damn name anyway? Why are we a race? What's our hurry?)

3.  Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? (They die anyway.]

Just some random silly questions -- what is the stupidest question you have ever asked or been asked? Tell us in the comments below.