I love the Military Channel -- only that's not what it's called now. They renamed it "American Heroes Channel." That's fine, except when they start talking about archeology and ancient Egyptians!

The channel's shows have names like, "Hardcore Heroes," "Black Ops," "Nazi Hunters," "Gunslingers," and "Greatest Tank Battles."

I stay up all night watching this stuff.

But why Bible Secrets? Where's the American Heroes in the Bible? I like the Bible, but just show me the American Heroes and I won't mind watching it. Until then, GET THOSE EGYPTIANS OFF MY FAVORITE CHANNEL!