Which Tri-Cities High School Mascot Is Best?
Schools obviously pick the mascot that seems the most intimidating. Who do you think has the best one? Here are my thoughts about the pros and cons of each (tongue in cheek).
Pros: A Hanford Falcon is fast, strong, and valiant.
Cons: They're distracted by shiny things.
Pros: A Bomber is a symbol of our area's history and heritage.
Cons: People outside Tri-Cities thinks it's weird.
Pros: Such elegant creatures.
Cons: I've never seen one.
Pros: Kamiakin Braves honor a legendary leader and his famed warriors.
Cons: Every year people try to change the mascot.
Pros: They're fierce and loyal.
Cons: They can only run to the end of their chain and bark.
Pros: Inspiring, poetic, politically correct, and universally adored.
Cons: They have to put someone in a gorilla suit for sporting events.
Pros: King of the Jungle.
Cons: They call THEMSELVES ugly.