Why Did this Aberdeen Man F**k a Trash Can after Crapping in the Driveway?

If you had the pleasure of being in Aberdeen this week, you may have heard of a man who was allegedly getting his lovin' on. Only, his sultry vixen was his neighbor's garbage can. Oh, and the dude allegedly pooped in the neighbor's driveway.

What caused a guy to go off the deep end only to drop a deuce in it? The answer you're looking for is synthetic marijuana.

After a 911 call reported a man wearing no pants peeking through windows, authorities came to the scene. That was just the tip of the kinky iceberg. Apparently, the man was not arrested but he was transported to a nearby hospitals.

Lock up your garbage cans, Aberdeen.

[KBKW]