I went to read the biggest national headlines this morning to get ready for the morning show and lo and behold there's one from Kennewick, WA.

I don't understand why everyone's freaking out about it. I don't know why it's in national news. I have a real hard time believeing the rest of the country is talking about this. The only way I can put my mind around it is maybe it's just the people in this town saying, "Look, we made the national news!" and talking about it.

To me, a homeless crazy guy walking into a restaurant, peeing in a cup and drinking his own pee is not news.

I've seen people do stuff like that on SURVIVOR.

Now a homeless guy peeing in a cup and someone else drinking that pee, THAT'S NEWS!

Is it really that easy to get on national news? Drink your own pee in a restaurant? Because that's cheap advertising. Tomorrow I'm sending lady Leah out to a restaurant to pee in a cup and drink her own pee, because God knows we need the publicity.