If you struggle to be witty when someone throws shade at you, I'm here to help.

Here are 10 proven one-liners that are sure to come in handy around exes, in laws, and former friends!

  • 1

    Why play so hard to get when you're already so hard to want?

  • 2

    You are one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

  • 3

    Now I know why everybody talks about you behind your back.

  • 4

    I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

  • 5

    You look like a "before" picture.

  • 6

    Do you realize that people just tolerate you?

  • 7

    Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

  • 8

    Your family tree is a wreath.

  • 9

    Go fix your eyebrows.

    Mostly works on women.

    Just as bad: "Why do you do that thing with your arms when you walk?"

  • 10

    If you were anymore inbred you would be a sandwich.

    Too mean to use:

    • "I'm not saying you're fat, but you look like someone poured you into your clothes and you forgot to say when."
    • "You look like a 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5-pound bag."
    • "You have enough extra chromosomes to make a friend."