10 Best Zingers for Awkward Parties, Reunions and Arguments
If you struggle to be witty when someone throws shade at you, I'm here to help.
Here are 10 proven one-liners that are sure to come in handy around exes, in laws, and former friends!
Just as bad: "Why do you do that thing with your arms when you walk?"
Too mean to use:
- "I'm not saying you're fat, but you look like someone poured you into your clothes and you forgot to say when."
- "You look like a 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5-pound bag."
- "You have enough extra chromosomes to make a friend."