I don't know about you but Friday after all the work is done is my favorite day of the week...Here are 10 clean jokes you can try out on your peeps this weekend!

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  • What breed of dog can do magic tricks?   Labracadabrador...
  • Why do cows wear bells?  Because their horns don't work!
  • What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth?  gummy bear
  • Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?  Because he had no body to go with
  • Why couldn't the bike stand up?  Because it was too tired!
  • What's black & white and red all over?  A news paper
  • What did the magnet say to the other magnet?  I think I'm attracted to you!
  • Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because their really good at it
  • What did the buffalo tell his child when he dropped him off at school? Bison