Chris Illuminati
SuicideGirl of the Day — Eliona [PICTURES]
Meet Eliona, a SuicideGirl who wants friendship, hates liars and loves walking on the beach.
The 2012 Dakar Rally Looks Insane [PICTURES]
The 2012 Dakar Rally is in stage four and the pictures from the event look absolutely absurd.
Vampy — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Linda Le (aka Vampy) is a model from California that describes herself as a “stylist, nerd and gamer junkie.”
The NBA Cheerleaders are Back! — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Now that the NBA lockout is officially behind us, and teams are back on the court, we can concentrate on the most important part of any NBA game — the cheerleaders.
10 Most Popular ‘Crushes of The Day’ for 2011 [PICTURES]
It’s no shock that the ‘Crush of the Day’ articles are some of the most popular posts on the website. We thought it would be interesting to calculate just which particular women got the most attention from readers this year. After tallying up the Facebook Likes, web traffic and comments were not disappointed, and you won’t be either, by the results.
Would You Have Any Interest In This Brothel Full of ‘Aliens?’
Set your crotch phasers to stunned — the owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch and star of the HBO series ‘Cathouse’ wants to make men’s fantasies of extra-terrestrial sex a reality by opening an entire brothel of women dressed like aliens.
Our ‘Rear in Review’ Displays The Year’s Best Butts — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
The year is coming to a close and year-end lists are a plenty. We’ve been seeing a ton of ‘Year in Review’ articles but we’ve decided to go one better.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Discoquette [PICTURES]
Meet Discoquette, a SuicideGirl who has 14 piercings, works as a fashion designer and loves painting.
Chrissy Teigen — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Chrissy Teigen is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model that was discovered while working at a surf shop in California. She recently got engaged to musician John Legend.
Carissa Rosario — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Carissa Rosario is a model that has appeared in Vogue, GQ, Maxim and FHM. She is currently ranked #1 on Google as the most searched professional Maxim model.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Nahp [PICTURES]
Meet Nahp, a SuicideGirl who works as a copywriter and can’t live without fruit juice.
Camila Alves — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Camila Alves made news over the Christmas holiday after getting engaged to long-time boyfriend Matthew McConaughey.