Guy Crashes into Taco Bell Because They Screwed Up His Order
Few people truly understand the love between a man and a taco like we do. In fact, a couple of us here in the editorial office have been guilty in the past of getting a little fired up simply because our taco order wasn’t right.
Strippers Give Guy ‘Killer’ Lap Dance — No Seriously, the Guy Died
We the jury find these strippers guilty of dancing to ‘Dr. Feelgood’ one too many times and killing a dude. Both are punishable by the permanent removal of all body glitter.