Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
NASA: Now Hiring Astronauts
Blast off and get paid for it too!
Man Hijacks Airport Monitor To Game
"Can I at least finish my game?"
Man Attempts to Register Beer as Emotional Support Animal
No training needed & it helps with his Social Anxiety Disorder.
Florida Man Crashes Into Bar To Steal Dr. Pepper
I'd love to see this re-done as a "Lil Sweet" commercial!
Testicuzzi Gives Your Nuts Relief!
Just in time for Christmas stocking stuffing!
Fighting Robots Removed From YouTube Due To Animal Cruelty
Robots Are Not Animals... depending on who's judging!
Police Warn That Flushing Drugs Could Create ‘Meth-Gators’
"They’ve had enough methed-up animals the past few weeks without our help." -- Loretto, Tenn., Police Department
The Bigger Your Feet, the Bigger Your Wiener, Debunked!
Great news for women with big feet!
Introducing the Cussing Roomba — You’ll Swear By It!
"Why was I created this way?" -- Roomba
Senate Bill Would Ban Dwarf Tossing
“There’s nothing funny about dwarf-tossing,” -- state Sen. Mike Padden, R-Spokane Valley.
Check Out This 17-Car, Real-Life Police Chase [NSFW Language]
In the game of GTA, this would rank about a 5 Star. What did Jake and Elwood Blues do now?
Man on Meth Said a Ghost Did It!
Louisiana has one heck of a ghost problem ... or maybe a meth problem.