A 30-year-old woman was pulled over for driving drunk and when the state trooper asked about the dried blood on her face his day got really interesting.When confronted about drunk driving, she said, "Columbus Sailed the Blue in 1492."

When asked about the blood on her face she said a man had tried to steal her son's video game system so she attacked him. They took her home and found her husband with a swollen lip and gashes all over his upper body.

Apparently the woman flew into a rage (the husband said it was because he left to go to work) and attacked her husband with a coffee pot. When it broke against his arm she continued to hit him with the broken pot.

She then left and went to her husband's relative's house where she punched one man with keys in her fist, and then another man. Then she fled.

[SOURCE: Columbia Basin Herald]