Octopus Mating Extravaganza Cancelled in Seattle
Sometimes, you're just too big to do it.
Seattle Aquarium has cancelled its much anticipation live viewing of octopuses mating. Why? The male is so big, the aquarium can't find a mate big enough for him. If a male octopus is too big, he may eat the female.
Luckily for Kong, male octopuses die shortly after mating. He gets to live another year.