Brazil Opens Hottest Butt Contest
One more reason I'd rather be in Rio! A Brazilian beauty pageant isn't looking to give out a scholarship, or reward the best bikini body -- it's not even curious how you look in a wet t-shirt. This pageant is all about posteriors.
Sao Paulo Police to World Cup Visitors: Be Mugged Safely
Ever since the movie "Rio" I've thought taking my family down to Brazil for a vacation would be a great thing -- especially for the World Cup. Brazil has a lot going for it. It's basically energy independent. They have some of the sexiest women in the world -- you know I'm a fan of the boo…