Perhaps a psych consult is needed as well? A Florida man is facing auto theft charges after he allegedly tried to make off with a BMW from a car dealership, probably because they refused his first offer to buy it with food stamps.
At Neptune Middle School near St. Cloud, Florida an honor student was taken out of class because her 'hair was unnatural'. She had a streak of color in her hair and was determined to be 'breaking the rules'. Without a warning from school officials, the student was given in school suspension for the rest of the day.
No, you aren't reading an article from The Onion.
Late last night a family heard their brother scream. When they went to investigate, instead of his room they found a sandy sinkhole with a piece of mattress sticking up. The 36-year-old victim is presumed dead.
Usually we post pictures of hot chicks but I just could pass on this "beauty's" mug shot.There's a 62-year-old woman in the Florida Keys who's known as the SEA HAG. Based on her wrinkled, angry mugshot, that's accurate.
We don't know about Gotham City, but we do know the Joker is no longer wreaking havoc on the citizens of Springfield, Florida.
The town's police department has seized a 1978 Chevy Impala with a picture of what looks like the Joker from 'Batman' painted on the side.