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Name: Melissa All Smiles Location: First night out in the big city! Occupation:  Sales associate at a cork board distribution company. Spends Her Free Time: Dying, tailoring and wearing actual fish nets. Hobbies: Scrapbooking, keeping mementos of fun times, creating vision boards...

Name: Bend Her Occupation: Human chair Interests: Gumby, Stretch Armstrong, pottery, flubber, Robert Patrick in Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Mister Fantastic from the Fantastic Four. I absolutely HATE pilates and yoga. Hobbies: Pole dancing, lap dancing, no pants dancing, cheerleading, gymnastics, inventing new positions for the next edition of the Kama Sutra...