katy perry

Heavy music and pop culture combine in some baffling ways.

The latest mashup from YouTube user Isosine is a brilliant collision of worlds between Avenged Sevenfold and Katy Perry.

While most guys can think of at least two big reasons (see the bottom GIF) to love this pop starlet, we came up with a full 15 to share.

If you're new to the internet, let me show you the ropes. Let's jump right on down to Rule 34. If it exists, there is porn of it. There are no loopholes.